I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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