Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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