The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Randomize
