he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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