I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.