just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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