So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Randomize
