Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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