So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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