we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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