You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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