Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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