it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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