So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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