There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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