I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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