The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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