Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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