I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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