Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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