i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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