he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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