so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
you inspire me to be a worse person
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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