He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
he quoted the bible to break up with me
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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