Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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