I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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