Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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