no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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