turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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