Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
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