guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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