Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Randomize
