North Korea, Best Korea!
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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