You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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