I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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