I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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