After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
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you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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