Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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