Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
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so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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