I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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