Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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