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Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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