Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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