Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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