Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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