Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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