can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Small penises have feelings too.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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