Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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