Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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