we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
