i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Never underestimate the power of titties
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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