peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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