I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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