i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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