dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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