The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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