I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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