Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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